34. Brian Cashman

Derek Sanderson Jeter's contract ended this season, as most of you are fully aware of. Talks have been circulating between the GM, Mr. Brian Cashman and Jeetsinmysheets. I know Jeter is not in his prime and he definitely just came off probably one of his worst seasons in a yankee uniform, but Jeter is the heart and soul of this ball club and has been for the past 15 yrs. Cashdouche, in an email said, " if Yankees' Captain Derek Jeter could find a better offer than 3 years $45 million, he should Fucking Take It Somewhere Else." ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?! Look the Yankees have pretty deep ass pockets and they are already paying a shit ton of money for stupid AJ burninafire and A-roidy[granted he did play well] BUT YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING TELL ME THAT YOU CANNOT DISH OUT MORE MONEY THAN THAT? This is not just ANY yankee. THIS IS JETER.

CASHMAN YOU'RE A FUCKING SNAKE AND YOU DESERVE TO BE IN SLYTHERIN ALONG WITH MALFOY ... ACTUALLY YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A RAT AND A SNAKE... CANT YOU GO GET A NOSE JOB WITH ALL THAT MONEY ANYWAY?

GO DIAF ASSSSHOLEEEEEE.

- Jpsycho