Season two of the Jersey Shore is even better than the first season, i kid you not. At first I wanted to just include Sammi in this post, but after seeing the "after show" I think this calls for a special edition of DIAF: COUPLES EDITION!
Ronnie- Firstly, if your friends call you the president of the "i'm fucked foundation" there's a problem. If your "bros" are saying you suck and you're treating ur ex gf/girl you come home to every night and "smush" even after swapping spit with some hos in the club, then it must be true. I would have no problem with Ronnie if 1) hadn't lied to Sammi and 2) hadn't called her his gf. Whatevs, he knows he's in the wrong, but no matter what its just gross, especially when his response to "you wanted to have your cake and eat it too" was " i have fat guy tendencies" . yeah. um. DIAF.
Sammi "Sweetheart'- Ok, her nickname on this show is "sweetheart" not "dumbass oblivious idiot". I'm tired of her whining. I'm tired of her approaching everyone in the house about whether or not Ronnie did something, when she FUCKING KNOWS THAT EVERYONE IS BEING SILENT BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO FRIENDS WITH RONNIE!!!! How can you be THAT DUMB? oh... another person suffering from nocelphaly [see entry talking about people suffering with no brain syndrome].
Honestly, you guys really deserve eachother. Please hold hands and walk towards the darkness as you DIAF!
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