25. So, apparently I need to make another entry about the MTA. NYMag had this article a couple of days ago [http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/09/mta_introduces_video_screens_t.html] called "MTA Introduces Video Screens to Subway". I don't really understand why, "'Customers in a transit environment can expect increasing levels of sophistication in advertising,' a spokesman said. At least this gives people somewhere to fix their gaze when trying to avoid making eye contact with creepy fellow commuters." IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY? Why does the MTA think that putting video screens in stations is a good idea? First of all, there's all this buzz about wanting to increase the price for an unlimited and even restricting the number of rides one can take using an unlimited. Why the fuck is the MTA using our fucking money to make make video screens? Shouldn't they fucking add more trains to increase it's efficiency? We are in an age where most of the population has an ipod, a smart phone, or even an ipad. WHY WOULD ANY COMMUTER WANT TO LOOK AT A FUCKING VIDEO INSTEAD OF GETTING ON A TRAIN QUICKLY AND REACHING THEIR DESTINATION IN A TIMELY FASHION? GOD WHY IS THE MTA SO FUCKING DUMB??!?!?!?!! HALF OF THE PEOPLE COMMUTING IN THE CITY DON'T EVEN SPEAK/READ ENGLISH, SINCE SO MANY FOREIGNERS COME TO VISIT... ARE THEY FUCKING RETARDED? UGH. MTA DIAF.
26. In my last entry I wrote about people who create fires in their kitchens, by setting pasta on fire and that stupidity astounded me. If that wasn't already bad enough, I was informed that some people don't know how to use microwaves... WHO THE FUCK BURNS MAC AND CHEESE IN A MICROWAVE? there are absolutely no excuses for this. common sense guys. common sense. plate w/metal +mac and cheese + microwave = DIAF!
27. The redsux deserve to be in this entry because they are the bane of my existence. Am i bitter because the yankees lost to them tonight... absolutely... but do they need to DIAF... YES. papeldouche + big Retardi + Beckett... like... EVERYONE.
28. JAVIER FUCKING VAZQUEZ! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET TO THE MAJOR LEAGUES? ANYONE WHO HITS THREE CONSECUTIVE BATTERS NEEDS TO 1) NOT BE A YANKEE 2) DIAF!
29. Unfortunately Joba's 25th birthday was yesterday, and after finding out he had a troubled life growing up, since his mom was a drunk and his father was handicapped...I wanted to give him a break... but to be honest... NO WONDER HE FUCKING SUCKS AND GIVES UP HOMERUNS IN RELIEF. GOD! Like i'm sorry, I'm glad you were able to come this far in your career, given where you're from... BUT PLEASE... DIAF!!!!
30. LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST: Dear nagging parents... IF I DONT DO SOMETHING ITS BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO. THE AMOUNT OF NAGGING IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE AMOUNT OF RAGE AND THOUGHTS OF STABBING YOU IN THE EYE. I GUARANTEE IF YOU STOP NAGGING... I WILL GET AROUND TO DOING THINGS THAT NEED TO BE DONE. very. fucking. simple. STOP NAGGING... or... DIAF.
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