a) TORNADOES --> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT TORNADO ON FRIDAY? LIKE REALLY? I don't need Twister coming to reality... it definitely needs to stay in the movie world... DIAF.
b) TERRORISTS [self explanatory]
c) PEOPLE WHO BURN BOOKS--> http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/1962324423.html
I don't know why i even clicked the "rants/raves" on craigslist, oh right... because I was bored and had applied to all the jobs available, pertaining to what i want to do. Who are you? Like burning a Koran is going to solve anything? NO. DIAF.
d) PEOPLE WHO START FIRES BECAUSE THEY LEAVE THINGS UNATTENDED IN THEIR KITCHEN -->
I know not everyone is a gifted cook, like myself [insert cocky laugh] but shouldn't everyone know how to boil simple foods without having the food actually burn up in flames? I believe so. Google exists for many reasons, so please use it or go buy Cooking For Dummies, or just put that pasta in the pot, and leave it unattended, but this time wait until you're alone and DIAF.
e) dear baltimore orioles... DIAF. you have a reliever named UEHARA.... like UE-HAR-A-LOSER. dearest criminals [who don't wear yankee fitteds] in baltimore... please find your orioles who have a 59-90 record and are in last place in the Eastern Division... AND BURN THEM IN A FIRE.
- JPSYCHO.
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