Sorry I've neglected you recently, but I've been quite busy trying to steer clear of stupid ppl and being a good bridesmaid.
17. cuntRag-o
so I'm really confused as to why a certain person thinks we are friends. Just because we drank some shots at a wedding together does not mean we're back to being friends. YEAH UM NO. Also, I was only nice because I promised the bride I would be. LOL. SORRY. I WANT TO BE DRAMA FREEEEE. just diaf.
18. People who were tagged with nocephaly
Nocephaly is a new word my friend came up with when describing someone who unfortunately lack a brain. Yes its a real disease. These people are defective starting from birth. God just wasn't able to make enough brains to give everyone so he tagged the losers with nocephaly. These people should be rounded up and sent to mars so that the rest of us "capable" thinkers can live a fantastic life, without having to deal with people that have nocephaly. Maybe they can be sent to the Sun instead... so they can roast... yeah... DIAF(on the sun)
19. MOSQUITOS
I wish i really could kill all the vermon in this world. Flies, mosquitos, bees [maybe some can stay to make me honey] basically any animal that flies and sticks its filthy fucking stinger into my skin to drain me of blood and leave me with a swollen lifted area needs to DIAF. The only person who should be allowed to bite me is edward cullen or eric from true blood...
Monday, August 30, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
14-16. DANIELLE STAUB and some other CUNTz
14. Danielle Staub actually is an atrocious, psychotic human being coke whore who obviously used to be a man. She is the BEST devil tranny ever created by satan. I'm so fucking glad her ass got fired and cannot rejoin the RHONj, because even though she creates SO MUCH drama... i would rather watch a RedSux game than have to hear her goddamn WAHHHz WAAAAHZzzzZ... always crying those crocodile tears... playing the goddamn victim. She can keep doing that coke until her ugly ass nose falls off so her kids are taken away from her [those poor children] ... no wonder her fucking mother didn't want her .... DIAF! [let's bring back Dina.... YAAAAYYYY]
15. PEOPLE WHO END UP BAILING OUT ON PLANS WHEN THEY REALLY COUNT
I'm sorry, but when a friend is in need and you commit to important plans, how can you nonchalantly bail like its nothing? I JUST DON'T GET IT. Once in a blue moon, shit is NOT about you, its about an important event in your friends life. Commitments are commitments, if you can't go through with shit, then don't sign on the dotted line, per say... or GO DIAF.
16. UNRELIABLE/STUPID/COCKY FOR NO REASON/INCOMPETENT COWOKERS
Everyone has/has had at least one. Its just so hard to have to wake up, go to work, and deal with incompetence or a level of maturity equivalent to a 5 yr olds or someone who walks around and thinks they are the shit, when in reality they suck at life and should honestly just give up... and... DIAF.
kthnxbye.
15. PEOPLE WHO END UP BAILING OUT ON PLANS WHEN THEY REALLY COUNT
I'm sorry, but when a friend is in need and you commit to important plans, how can you nonchalantly bail like its nothing? I JUST DON'T GET IT. Once in a blue moon, shit is NOT about you, its about an important event in your friends life. Commitments are commitments, if you can't go through with shit, then don't sign on the dotted line, per say... or GO DIAF.
16. UNRELIABLE/STUPID/COCKY FOR NO REASON/INCOMPETENT COWOKERS
Everyone has/has had at least one. Its just so hard to have to wake up, go to work, and deal with incompetence or a level of maturity equivalent to a 5 yr olds or someone who walks around and thinks they are the shit, when in reality they suck at life and should honestly just give up... and... DIAF.
kthnxbye.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
13. George DUBBBYAAAA Bush
Eventhough I harbor a lot of hatred towards our ex president Mr. George "nucular" Bush, I want to let someone else express themselves via my blog:
Last night, I was watching the best team of all time take on a team that was once owned by the King of Failure, George W. Bush. Not only did I have to suffer through seeing perhaps my least favorite state (we should’ve just let them secede when we had the chance), I also had to see GEORGE W., Satan himself, sitting in the front row with that douchebag smile on his face. Although I hate a lot of people—Jonathan Papelbon, Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston, the new Yankee who hit A-rod in the leg, Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Princesa Cristiano Ronaldo—there is no one that incites rage from me like Georgie (or Shrub, as I have affectionately named him) does.
I used to be afraid to say, “I hope GWB DIAF.” This was primarily because I was scared that if this transpired, Darth Vader (AKA Dick Cheney) would become president and my minority ass would be deported to Canada. But now that we have Barack in the White House, I just have to say GEORGE W. BUSH I HOPE YOU DIAF. If I ever become rich, I will pay some engineer to make me a time machine and I will travel back in time and cockblock George Sr. and Barbara so they can never create you.
I used to be afraid to say, “I hope GWB DIAF.” This was primarily because I was scared that if this transpired, Darth Vader (AKA Dick Cheney) would become president and my minority ass would be deported to Canada. But now that we have Barack in the White House, I just have to say GEORGE W. BUSH I HOPE YOU DIAF. If I ever become rich, I will pay some engineer to make me a time machine and I will travel back in time and cockblock George Sr. and Barbara so they can never create you.
- Dr, B, Waldorf
Sorry georgie, Cliff Lee unfortunately was pushed over the cliff by his whole team, after pitching great [11 strikeouts] and having a commanding lead. #BULLPENFAIL. TOO BAD.
YANKSWIN.
- JPSYCHO
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
12. PEOPLE WHO DON'T MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS
Why are people so damn nosey? This can apply to many people, but I'm going to talk about my nosey ass neighbors. They are always trying to see who's coming into my house, or why I'm outside tanning, or who my dad is talking too in the backyard... OBVIOUSLY my dad responds to my " ew... why are they so nosey all the time" [after they ask my dad who he was talking to... because they couldn't understand since they were speaking spanish] "its good have neighbors that care and look out for when no one home" First of all... my dad needs to fucking learn english, and second of all WHY THE FUCK DID MY NEIGHBORS KNOW THAT MY DAD WAS SPEAKING IN SPANISH UNLESS THEY HAD BEEN LISTENING INTENTLY... umm.... JESUS GO GET A MOTHERFUCKING LIFE. I know that people in general are nosey and love gossip and shit, but please... if someone doesn't tell you something maybe its because that person doesn't want you to know. Stop trying to ask. DIAF.
11. People Who Cut A Line
This is actually one of my biggest pet peeves. If there is a line formed, what the hell makes you think you are so high and mighty that everyone should let you cut in line? No, I'm sorry. YOU ARE NOT. Now I do have some exceptions to this rule... like maybe mentally handicapped people who cannot understand the concept of what a line is, or maybe a pregnant lady who's water broke, and old people too i guess. Also, please remember to be nice to people who let you cut in line, especially those old people who think its just a given... because its not. And to everyone else who cuts in line, due to their impatience or because they are late to work... suck it up and wait your turn or DIAF.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
6-10. [my very ADD entry]
After a very fun weekend I didn't really want to taint it with hate... but hey, there are always stupid people who need to be removed from the world, or at least from my vicinity. 
Here are some people I would like to add to the DIAF list, because they wronged my loved ones:
6. If you work at Mc.D's you should be able to remember to give a drive thru customer a happy meal in it's entirety, aka along with the happy meal toy. My friend SB has every right to get his happy meal toy because A) He paid for it and B) because he has to deal with his other half. SO... LADY AT THE DRIVE THRU MC.D's... DIAF!
7. Slavery went out of style a LONG ass time ago, so please whether you are white, hispan, brown, yellow... whatever the fuck you are... if you're a slaveowner.... DIAF. Learn to do shit for yourself.
8. I'm sure everyone has come across someone who wreaks. I would like to let the world know that its not cool to not shower. We are not in a country where it is difficult to get access to water. I'm also sure that in most poverty stricken nations people bathe, even if it is in a fucking bank or a river. How can one not shower after stepping foot into a subway, touching hand bars/poles, working all day, sitting on restaurant chairs, and just exposing your body to toxins in the city air [i mostly mean nyc air, but w/e]? Showering in perfume is not acceptable. DIAF.
THE REST ARE PURELY FOR ME:
After a 4 game series against the Redsux, how could I not write about them? The Yankees had a decent series, since they came out winning two, but so did the Redsux. Do I want the whole Redsux team to DIAF... ABSO-fucking-LUTELY, but if I had to choose three I would choose PAPELBITCH, BIG RETARDI and SYPHYLIS[this is my nickname for youkilis, but since he's on the disabled list, I'll leave his ugly ass beard alone... aka I won't make a photoshopped picture of him this time].
9. JONATHON PAPELBON aka PAPELBITCH... he is the devil. Why do I hate him? Because just like the rest of the redsux team he is a masshole and I mean... come on... his nickname is "Pap"... LIKE REALLY? Oh wait... here are two other nicknames... "Nasty P" and "cinco ocho" ...? UM.... He's probably really a fucking bitch who goes and gets a pap smear done everytime he takes it up the ass from youkilis, aka syphylis. wateveR... he struck out a handful of guys in game 1 and 4, and maybe thats why I'm so goddamn bitter... BUT AT LEAST MY NICKNAME AIN'T PAP... GO DIAF.
Oh... and on top of everything... papelbitch's dog ate "BOSS" apparently chewed up the ball that recorded the final out of the 2007 World Series.... EVEN HIS FUCKING DOG THINKS HE'S A FUCKING LOSER. GG.
10. DAVID ORTIZ aka BIG PAPI... more like BIG RETARDI
I REALLY HATE THIS MAN. I wish that MASSHOLES aka BOSTON REDSUX FANS would stfu about A-ROD's steroid use... because... oh.. wait... was big retardi trying to get a witttle bit bigggerr... YES. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. Big Retardi's career is basically as tarnished as A-rod's 600 [well 601 as of now] homeruns are. GO CHOKE ON A DICK AND DIAF.
Here are some people I would like to add to the DIAF list, because they wronged my loved ones:
6. If you work at Mc.D's you should be able to remember to give a drive thru customer a happy meal in it's entirety, aka along with the happy meal toy. My friend SB has every right to get his happy meal toy because A) He paid for it and B) because he has to deal with his other half. SO... LADY AT THE DRIVE THRU MC.D's... DIAF!
7. Slavery went out of style a LONG ass time ago, so please whether you are white, hispan, brown, yellow... whatever the fuck you are... if you're a slaveowner.... DIAF. Learn to do shit for yourself.
8. I'm sure everyone has come across someone who wreaks. I would like to let the world know that its not cool to not shower. We are not in a country where it is difficult to get access to water. I'm also sure that in most poverty stricken nations people bathe, even if it is in a fucking bank or a river. How can one not shower after stepping foot into a subway, touching hand bars/poles, working all day, sitting on restaurant chairs, and just exposing your body to toxins in the city air [i mostly mean nyc air, but w/e]? Showering in perfume is not acceptable. DIAF.
THE REST ARE PURELY FOR ME:
After a 4 game series against the Redsux, how could I not write about them? The Yankees had a decent series, since they came out winning two, but so did the Redsux. Do I want the whole Redsux team to DIAF... ABSO-fucking-LUTELY, but if I had to choose three I would choose PAPELBITCH, BIG RETARDI and SYPHYLIS[this is my nickname for youkilis, but since he's on the disabled list, I'll leave his ugly ass beard alone... aka I won't make a photoshopped picture of him this time].
9. JONATHON PAPELBON aka PAPELBITCH... he is the devil. Why do I hate him? Because just like the rest of the redsux team he is a masshole and I mean... come on... his nickname is "Pap"... LIKE REALLY? Oh wait... here are two other nicknames... "Nasty P" and "cinco ocho" ...? UM.... He's probably really a fucking bitch who goes and gets a pap smear done everytime he takes it up the ass from youkilis, aka syphylis. wateveR... he struck out a handful of guys in game 1 and 4, and maybe thats why I'm so goddamn bitter... BUT AT LEAST MY NICKNAME AIN'T PAP... GO DIAF.
10. DAVID ORTIZ aka BIG PAPI... more like BIG RETARDI
I REALLY HATE THIS MAN. I wish that MASSHOLES aka BOSTON REDSUX FANS would stfu about A-ROD's steroid use... because... oh.. wait... was big retardi trying to get a witttle bit bigggerr... YES. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. Big Retardi's career is basically as tarnished as A-rod's 600 [well 601 as of now] homeruns are. GO CHOKE ON A DICK AND DIAF.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
5. KANYE WEST
"I can relate to what you're saying in your songs so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed..."
OK those lyrics really have no relevance to this post, but after one of those really-no-good-shitty-ass days... I listened to Eminem and I just felt like writing that just for my own sanity.
Now it's time to talk about a person who already lost his sanity a long time ago...
Kanye Omari West started tweeting 6 days ago, and I started following him last night, because I wanted to see how ridiculous his tweets would be. I woke up and read this tweet by him: "Twit pic acting up ... I wanna bless yall with this hotel view but it wasn't meant to be I guess" ALL I COULD THINK WAS: THANKS KANYE FOR TRYING TO MAKE ALL OF YOUR POOR FOLLOWERS FEEL JEALOUS OF YOUR VIEW/LIFESTYLE... and then later on today I was reading nymag and I stumble upon an article titled: "What Did It Cost to Be Kanye This Week?" [Here's the link: http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/08/the_cost_of_being_kanye.html?imw=Y&f=most-viewed-24h5] Basically, in the past six days he has spent a Total: $87,451.55 (or atleast that is what was documented via his twitpics/tweets]. Oh, wait... no MY BAD... this includes $2495 for the diamonds that replace the bottom row of teeth in his mouth... oh. ok. UM....
KANYE WEST NEEDS TO FIRST GET HIT IN THE MOUTH [by me, because I have a lot of anger inside of me at this moment in time] SO ALL HIS DIAMONDS FALL OUT... NEXT I NEED TO HEX HIM WITH THE IMPERIUS CURSE AND MAKE HIM SAY "I LIKE FISH-STICKS, I'M A GAY FISH!" over and over again.... LASTLY I WOULD GLADLY PUSH HIM INTO A FIRE, WHILE HE CONTINUES RECITING "I'M A GAY FISH" IN AUTOTUNE. KANYE, PLEASE DO ME AND TAYLOR SWIFT A FAVOR AND DIAF, SO YOU CAN LEAVE ALL YOUR MONIE$$$ TO AS MANY CHARITIES AS POSSIBLE... OK NO, JUST ONE CHARITY: THE "I ACTUALLY GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE[UNLIKE KANYE] FUND BUT I AM UNEMPLOYED AND BROKE" BECAUSE I KNOW THAT MY ASS WOULD USE HIS MONEY IN MORE PRODUCTIVE WAYS LIKE BUY A LIFE SUPPLY OF JOHNNIE, A PUPPY, A LOT OF SNEAKERS [FOR THE PRICE OF A PAIR OF LANVIN HIGH-TOPS: $1,195], NAIL POLISHES, PLANE TICKETS AROUND THE WORLD TO VISIT FRIENDS/FAMILY/ASIA/EUROPE/etc., A SHIT TON OF SILLY BANDZ, SEASON TICKETS TO SEE THE YANKS [BOX SEATS OBVIOUSLY]...
-JfuckingPSYCHO
OK those lyrics really have no relevance to this post, but after one of those really-no-good-shitty-ass days... I listened to Eminem and I just felt like writing that just for my own sanity.
Now it's time to talk about a person who already lost his sanity a long time ago...
Kanye Omari West started tweeting 6 days ago, and I started following him last night, because I wanted to see how ridiculous his tweets would be. I woke up and read this tweet by him: "Twit pic acting up ... I wanna bless yall with this hotel view but it wasn't meant to be I guess" ALL I COULD THINK WAS: THANKS KANYE FOR TRYING TO MAKE ALL OF YOUR POOR FOLLOWERS FEEL JEALOUS OF YOUR VIEW/LIFESTYLE... and then later on today I was reading nymag and I stumble upon an article titled: "What Did It Cost to Be Kanye This Week?" [Here's the link: http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/08/the_cost_of_being_kanye.html?imw=Y&f=most-viewed-24h5] Basically, in the past six days he has spent a Total: $87,451.55 (or atleast that is what was documented via his twitpics/tweets]. Oh, wait... no MY BAD... this includes $2495 for the diamonds that replace the bottom row of teeth in his mouth... oh. ok. UM....
KANYE WEST NEEDS TO FIRST GET HIT IN THE MOUTH [by me, because I have a lot of anger inside of me at this moment in time] SO ALL HIS DIAMONDS FALL OUT... NEXT I NEED TO HEX HIM WITH THE IMPERIUS CURSE AND MAKE HIM SAY "I LIKE FISH-STICKS, I'M A GAY FISH!" over and over again.... LASTLY I WOULD GLADLY PUSH HIM INTO A FIRE, WHILE HE CONTINUES RECITING "I'M A GAY FISH" IN AUTOTUNE. KANYE, PLEASE DO ME AND TAYLOR SWIFT A FAVOR AND DIAF, SO YOU CAN LEAVE ALL YOUR MONIE$$$ TO AS MANY CHARITIES AS POSSIBLE... OK NO, JUST ONE CHARITY: THE "I ACTUALLY GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE[UNLIKE KANYE] FUND BUT I AM UNEMPLOYED AND BROKE" BECAUSE I KNOW THAT MY ASS WOULD USE HIS MONEY IN MORE PRODUCTIVE WAYS LIKE BUY A LIFE SUPPLY OF JOHNNIE, A PUPPY, A LOT OF SNEAKERS [FOR THE PRICE OF A PAIR OF LANVIN HIGH-TOPS: $1,195], NAIL POLISHES, PLANE TICKETS AROUND THE WORLD TO VISIT FRIENDS/FAMILY/ASIA/EUROPE/etc., A SHIT TON OF SILLY BANDZ, SEASON TICKETS TO SEE THE YANKS [BOX SEATS OBVIOUSLY]...
-JfuckingPSYCHO
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
4. GUYS [USUALLY MEXIS] WHO WHISTLE AS THEY DRIVE PAST YOU
I should have just stayed home today...
I mean really, thanks for the whistles and the "hey mamis" but they really aren't necessary. Normally I wouldn't even hear the whistle or honk or w/e, but on that off chance that I'm going crazy with my "next" button on my ipod because I'm searching for the perfect song on shuffle... Only then do I hear these remarks.
Guys, please stfu and DIAF.
Oh and whoever is fucking responsible for making the schedules for the Q31, DIAF! I waited 30 minutes for one, and I kid you fucking not, 7 Q27's passed by. If I were waiting for a Q27 I would not be complaining, but yeah. FIX THAT SHIT NOW or DIAF.
I mean really, thanks for the whistles and the "hey mamis" but they really aren't necessary. Normally I wouldn't even hear the whistle or honk or w/e, but on that off chance that I'm going crazy with my "next" button on my ipod because I'm searching for the perfect song on shuffle... Only then do I hear these remarks.
Guys, please stfu and DIAF.
Oh and whoever is fucking responsible for making the schedules for the Q31, DIAF! I waited 30 minutes for one, and I kid you fucking not, 7 Q27's passed by. If I were waiting for a Q27 I would not be complaining, but yeah. FIX THAT SHIT NOW or DIAF.
3. GIRLS WHO DRAW THEIR EYEBROWS AND/OR MOLES ON THEIR FACES
I think the title of this post is self-explanatory.
GO DIAF.
GO DIAF.
2. THE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
Since I am unemployed, I choose to do absolutely nothing with my days, and by nothing I mean watch a shit ton of tv/movies/occasionally read & tan. Since most of my day is spent on my couch, I don't really get tired easily, hence my usual bedtime is from 2-4am. Normally, this would not be a problem, but every single fucking morning these construction workers wake me up at 8am. I guess I really shouldn't complain too much, since well, I normally average 5-6 hrs of sleep a night anyway, but they are only letting me get about 4 hours of sleep. There are two solutions: 1) go to bed earlier or 2) MAKE THEM DIAF!!!!! Yes, the latter sounds much more appealing.
Also, to add to the noise of the damn drilling, and hammering, and sawing and all that fucking bullshit.... today the mexis are also over mowing the fucking lawn. WHY DOES GOD SPITE ME? OH, maybe because I chose to start writing this blog.... WATEVER. MEXIS, GO DIAF!!!!! ok, no... I take that back, because I do need you to mow my lawn.
-JPsycho
Also, to add to the noise of the damn drilling, and hammering, and sawing and all that fucking bullshit.... today the mexis are also over mowing the fucking lawn. WHY DOES GOD SPITE ME? OH, maybe because I chose to start writing this blog.... WATEVER. MEXIS, GO DIAF!!!!! ok, no... I take that back, because I do need you to mow my lawn.
-JPsycho
Monday, August 2, 2010
1. AJ BURNETT
When I woke up, the Yankees, also known as the bronx bombers, the most epic baseball team out there, were still in first place, even though they lost 2 out of 3 games to the stupid devil rays [don't even get me started on those fuckers who are named after creatures who are as flat as pancakes and don't serve any purpose at all whatsoever] ... now, due to the undeniable fact that my least favorite Yankee starter pitched today, MY YANKEES ARE NOW TIED FOR FIRST PLACE TO THE DEVIL *AYS. Therefore:
DEAR AJ BURNETT,
go back to Arkansas and first BURN off all your nasty-ass, white-hick tattoos, then maybe you should sit in lighter fluid and contemplate why your last name includes the word burn in it. Is it an allusion to your death? yes, I believe so. GO DIAF.
Speaking of failure in baseball, let me address the Boston Redsux and their 6-5 loss to the Cleveland Indians, who mind you, are last in the central division. I will refrain from going too in depth about the amount of hatred I have for the Redsux, let me just state that every single one of them should DIAF. Not tomorrow, or next week, but RIGHT NOW.
Ah, speaking of [w]right...the failMets also lost today, no not at shittyfield, but at turnerfield. GO BRAVES! haha. I really don't ACTUALLY care about the mets... except I think Reyes should semi-diaf just to alleviate the pain my eyes feel whenever I have to see that Hispanic rat with braids if I accidentally flip the channel, or whenever the Mets play the Yankees.
Ok, I must digress, since my whole existence does not revolve around baseball [ok it may revolve around the Yankees and sparkly Vampires]... CAN I PLEASE JUST STATE THAT STUPID PARENTALS SHOULD ALSO DIAF. No, i do not wish to elaborate on the previous statement, but I'm sure that will happen soon enough, and I'm also fairly certain I am NOT the only person who feels this way. Sure its a constant struggle, but LEAVE ME ALONE OR DIAF. kthanks.
-J.PSYCHO
DEAR AJ BURNETT,
go back to Arkansas and first BURN off all your nasty-ass, white-hick tattoos, then maybe you should sit in lighter fluid and contemplate why your last name includes the word burn in it. Is it an allusion to your death? yes, I believe so. GO DIAF.
Speaking of failure in baseball, let me address the Boston Redsux and their 6-5 loss to the Cleveland Indians, who mind you, are last in the central division. I will refrain from going too in depth about the amount of hatred I have for the Redsux, let me just state that every single one of them should DIAF. Not tomorrow, or next week, but RIGHT NOW.
Ah, speaking of [w]right...the failMets also lost today, no not at shittyfield, but at turnerfield. GO BRAVES! haha. I really don't ACTUALLY care about the mets... except I think Reyes should semi-diaf just to alleviate the pain my eyes feel whenever I have to see that Hispanic rat with braids if I accidentally flip the channel, or whenever the Mets play the Yankees.
Ok, I must digress, since my whole existence does not revolve around baseball [ok it may revolve around the Yankees and sparkly Vampires]... CAN I PLEASE JUST STATE THAT STUPID PARENTALS SHOULD ALSO DIAF. No, i do not wish to elaborate on the previous statement, but I'm sure that will happen soon enough, and I'm also fairly certain I am NOT the only person who feels this way. Sure its a constant struggle, but LEAVE ME ALONE OR DIAF. kthanks.
-J.PSYCHO
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